Firstly: Have you ever found that your entirety is as easy to read as a children's book and that you've been read many times over by a plethora of people? It is strange, you feel oddly embarassed and proud of your unintentional honesty.

Secondly: I haven't been to a gas station in a very long time...and I'm not sure where it is and when I stumble upon them the price is too high...so I am running low on gas.

-read into to that what you will.