The other day someone asked me "Why?". Actually this never happened at all but I figure I should brace myself for the eventuality. Why? As Douglas Adams said it is the only question in the english language with it's own letter. Why does indeed have it's own letter albeit an obscure backwater one somewhere afte X and before Z(ed) . I'm avoiding the question though, Why? When someone does eventually get around to asking me I think I'll reply...