Things I've learnt so far about Woodstock. The boys-in-blue treat people at youth hostels with less then the minimum respect required. Pity we aren't a youth hostel. All fires happen on Dundas St. or at least that's what it sounds like when you hear your fifth siren of the night and you've only been in bed for 10 minutes. Basketball and Frisbee are sports that even when played at the amateur level can be considered extreme. Signing for 27$ cash Friday evening after dinner is a strange experience. You taxpayers really are too kind, next week you buy us a stereo.